Chat log with Dale Crover from "The Melvins", October 23 - 1996 - 

(My nick is "RH")

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<PAEL> mrC..ok
<RH> hi Melvins
<mrC> hey Dale...
<PAEL> Dale?
<zardoz> hi dita..
<zardoz> its me
<Dita> is everyone sitting comfortably??
<Melvins> Hey! How's everybody doing?
<PAEL> he's here
<Melvins> Are you at work?
<zardoz> i am in my shiny pants ready to rock
<PAEL> pretty good and you?
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<Dita> you go zardoz!!!!!
<Melvins> cool! zardoz!
<zardoz> Dita what are you wearing
<PAEL> melvins...how are you?
<RH> I'm pretty good PAEL
<mrC> I'm at home!
<walleye> He's cHello Melvins
<mrC> ...and ready to rock also!!  :)
<Dita> im wearing that little michiko tight black t shirt 
wiht diamonds on it!!!
<PAEL> is he here yet?
<OtheGuilt> Which one is Buzzo
<Melvins> We are fine! We are on a long awaited break, but 
we are getting ready to go on tour soon.
<OtheGuilt> :P
<Dita> y8u7mm yum yum...
<PAEL> melvins...cool
<Dita> hello melvins!!!!!!
<PAEL> melvins...can i have a guitar pick?
<OtheGuilt> Hi
<mrC> How were the recent tour dates treating you?
<Dita> hows teh weather in....where are you??
<walleye> How was the Kiss show. Iheard they are the 
greediest band on earth
<PAEL> please...
<Dita> they are so fat and slimy!!!
<OtheGuilt> I dont like Kiss
<Sonicmod>   slimy?
<Melvins> I can't really help you in that dept.  I'm the 
drummer.
<Dita> rock on rock chicks!!!!!!!!! (two fingers in the 
air!!_)
<zardoz> Dale are you guys feeling homeless now that your 
A&R guy doesnt work at atlantic anymore?
<Melvins> You can try to approach Buzz at a show,
<PAEL> melvins...then how bout a drumstick?
<Melvins> but you might get attacked by the frying 
dutchman!
<Dita> over the net???
<OtheGuilt> Has Buzz passed out lately?
<RH> Hey Dale - why did you leave Nirvana ???
<Dita> buit tricky.
<PAEL> melvins...will do
<walleye> Who's the frying dutchman
<OtheGuilt> you serious?
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<Dita> what do you prefer..east or west??
<Melvins> The Kiss shows were good.  They weren't greedy 
towards us.
<PAEL> melvins...when are you coming to michigan
<Melvins> The weather... let me see...
<Dita> were they really tall in their platforms??
<OtheGuilt> I mean from HEAT! 
<mrC> Pael: They were already here...
<Dita> the what zardoz???
<Melvins> Buzz hasn't passed out for a while
<zardoz> dale what do you think of Tu Pacs untimely death? 
do you think that Gangsta rap is over?
<PAEL> melvins...hows touring going?
<Dita> rap rap rasp...
<PAEL> are ya tired?
<Melvins> Before we went on tour, Buzz went into the garage 
with heavy clothing
<RH> Hey Dale - why did you leave Nirvana ???
<Melvins> and jumped up and down for 15 min
<mrC> SLow the questions down a little..give da' man time 
to answer..He is a drummer after all! :)
<Melvins> to get used to the heat
<Dita> yum yum yum ....thank you.
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<walleye> Did he make shore top store his clothes with moth 
balls?
<PAEL> mrC..ok
<Dita> want new place to live...
<Melvins> I was never in Nirvana
<OtheGuilt> hehehe It obviously worked then :)
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<Melvins> only helped them out with a demo tape
<Sonicmod> everyone needs to slow the questions down a bit 
so we can read'em off the screen
<Melvins> and was a session drummer
<PAEL> melvins...did you like to be signed on "Boner 
Records" hehehe
<Dita> SO MELVINS!!!!! whay teh name melvins??? was it cos 
the smiths was takern and the jones didnt do it for 
yuo???
<OtheGuilt> He drummed on a couple songs on Bleach
<RH> oh well, then you were almost a part of Nirvana :)
<walleye> When did you start playing with rivets through 
your high hat?
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<OtheGuilt> I have a vid where you are drumming
<Dita> you know...im excited!!!!!!
<gooch> hi
<Dita> howdy tall
<Dita> eh...y'all!!
<Dita> dope.
<Melvins> Boner records was a fine bunch of guy.
<Speedo> Melvins...What is this I hear about a possible 
tour with Tool?
<RH> what did you do when you heard Kurt Cobain died, Dale?
<Dita> hmmm.. tool.
<gooch> the melvins rule
<mrC> ***Slow the questions down a little ***
<Melvins> We figured that "Slayer" and "Metallica" was too 
typical
<Dita> what do you think about the crowds overseas???
<Dita> i hear your reALLY ibg in japan.
<PAEL> melvins...do like it when crowds mosh?
<Melvins> Never any rivets through my high hat!
<Speedo> Melvins...so is there a tour with Tool in the 
future?
<Sonicmod> would you consider yourself a "metal" band, and 
if not how would you classify the music u play?
<Dita> i hear they make you rthink better.
<Melvins> It's possible (Tool) but not confirmed yet
<Dita> yeah, like the same category asd manowar...
<Dita> ha!
<mrCurmudgeon> How well do you know your Drum rudiments? 
I'm a begginning drummer and I'm curious about how you 
gained such skill!
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<Speedo> Melvins...So what is that that you played in the 
opening song on tour?
<Dita> ever thought about diversing???
<Melvins> I saw it coming (kurt) so I w2asn't as surprised 
about it as I could have been.
<PAEL> melvins...do you like it when crowds mosh at your 
concerts?
<gooch> is dale there
<RH> okay
<Dita> drumming and say..... proffessional shark net 
setter..
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<RH> The Danish Nirvana Homepage
<RH> http://www.intercity.dk/~ic0019/nirvana.htm
<RH> Best Nirvana site on the net!!
<PAEL> melvins...do you have an e-mail address?
<Dita> saw y'all at moguls last month...it was a bit hot.
<Melvins> I know i'm okay, I guess.  I don't sit around and 
practice them anymore.
<gooch> Nirvana is the best band ever
<RH> ya!
<Speedo> Melvins...was it a keyboard or a guitar?
<PAEL> melvins...moshing?
<Dita> welll,i dont think so...
<gooch> kurt is my hero
<mrC> Melvins: Do you when you were just starting?
<walleye> WHo is playing drums on the last song of King 
Buzzo's solo album?
<Melvins> We really don't care as long as they don't get up 
on the stage.
<Melvins> I personally don't like it.
<Melvins> It gets in the way.
<RH> Dale, what do you think of the "new" Nirvana album - 
have you heard it yet?
<Dita> boxers or briefs??
<Speedo> Melvins...Did the Melvins really start out as a 
Hendrix cover band?
<Melvins> Briefs!
<walleye> It's like they are there for their own little 
moment of glory and the music is secondary
<Dita> thank you.
<Melvins> Dontcha know?
<PAEL> melvins...who's dog is that on the beginning of 
"sweet willy rollbar"?
<Dita> narf.
<Melvins> Yeah, sure we started out as a Hendrix cover 
band.
<Dita> oooh! i just bit my lip!!!!!
<mrCurmudgeon> Have the Fur coats and Limos started rolling 
in yet?
<Dita> ooowwwww!!!!
<PAEL> melvins...do you have an e-mail address?
<Melvins> That one's pretty obvious.
<gooch> Melvins-are you guys going to play at dc
<Melvins> When we first started, mark and I both had to get 
perms.
<Speedo> Melvins...I was wondering because it sounds like 
Buzz played part of Purple Haze at the beggining of a 
live version of It's Shoved.
<OtheGuilt> who is the kid on your Your Blessened/pronoun 
piece me single 
<Sonicmod> just a reminder, we're giving away melvin's 
vinyl.....all you have to be is one of the first 10 
eople to email marti@sonicnet.com......
<Melvins> That was back when we were called Himmy Jendrix.
<Dita> yeah... do you think youll go into teh role of 
wearing make up, & designer gear& buying expensive but 
useless touys???
<zardoz> Dale- Do you love MotorHead? lemmy says that he 
just loves the melvins!
<walleye> How can you not love Motorhead
<Dita> yoyoyoyoy sonicbut....
<gooch> Melvins Do you miss kurt
<Dita> LEMMMYYYY!!!!!!!!
<zardoz> I think that its this raging contest between lemmy 
and Marilyn manson!
<Melvins> I love Motorhead!  I love Lemmy!
<Dita> oh come on.... lemmy wins hasdn down...
<walleye> of course
<zardoz> Marilyn manson says that you guys are a big 
influence! How does that make you feel?
<Melvins> Yeah, he was a friend.
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<Dita> hey supersuckers were great supporting motorhead at 
teh palace...
<RH> Melvins, do you think Kurt was murdered ?
<walleye> mariyn manson sucks
<Melvins> That's fine, I guess.
<zardoz> nO HE WAS SUCKED INTO A BIG hole~!
<Dita> marilyn manson is my cousin!
<Melvins> That's cool!
<lance-lot-link> whe are u going to be on mtv unplugged
<zardoz> yeah- you always say that! ]
<PAEL> melvins...do you have an e-mail add?
<walleye> then I guess your family has some issues
<zardoz> go wall Go wal!
<Speedo> I think the e-mail thing is getting old.
<Melvins> We don't really have an email address.
<Dita> he did some nasty things to my hamster.
<zardoz> do you have a www site?
<mrCurmudgeon> Melvins:When will the Melvins end? (Not that 
I want it to!)
<Sonicmod> we'll haave no lying about personal relations to 
rockstars here!!!!!
<mrC> Zarodz
<Melvins> We just like to let the fans take care of that 
stuff(sites).
<zardoz> your in trouble dita!
<walleye> Yeah communication is reaiily paase
<PAEL> melvins...are you online alot?
<gooch> melvins when will your next album be coming out
<Dita> hey wally baby!!! are you wearing silk panties??
<Melvins> When we're good and ready to end.
<RH> Melvins, do you think Kurt was murdered ?
<mrC> Zardoz: their offical site is at www.mammoth.com.... 
But check out my Melvins site at http://www.wilder.net/dj
f/home.html
<walleye> Nope flannel.  It's a Melvins chat
<PAEL> melvins...do you like this thing?
<Melvins> When it becomes obvious to ourselves that we are 
flogging a dead horse.
<Speedo> Melvins...so would Mark be think about doing a 
solo album. Maybee to complete the Kiss solo albums.
<lance-lot-link> melvin's......how slo can u go?
<PAEL> hello?
<Dita> MAELVINS!!!! would you ever appear in a soap opera 
or sit com??
<Sonicmod> welcome andrew
<gooch> Melvins rule
<andrew24> thanks sonicmod
<Melvins> No solos
<Dita> or a mooovvieee!!!
<mrCurmudgeon> You guys have a LONG way to go before you 
come to that point...Your making amazing music!
<RH> have you been in any movies, Dale?
<Dita> i could see y'all doing the next aliens... or a 
disaster film...
<PAEL> speedo...sorry but i wanna know
<walleye> What's with the movies
<Melvins> Sure we would !  i could see myself on All My 
Children.
<Dita> theyre fun...
<Dita> popopopopop corn.
<Dita> wow....cool.
<Melvins> Thank you , Curmudgeon.
<mrC> Melvins guest appearence on the SIMPONS!! That would 
rule...
<Sonicmod> *******again a reminder, we'll be giving away 
melvin's vinyl....the old medium...just be one of the 
first 10 people to e-mail marti@sonicnet.com
<walleye> melvin on Seinfeld
<Melvins> That would rule!
<Dita> i need a record player thoiugh/
<Speedo> Melvins...How decided to cover Interstellar 
Overdrive? 
<PAEL> this thing is getting slow
<Melvins> One of us is on the Simpsons.
<Melvins> Buzz is Sideshow Bob.
<Dita> do you all believe in (dramatic lighting) the 
afterlife...??
<andrew24> how you been?
<andrew24> what happened to psb?
<andrew24> do we have to pay shipping?
<andrew24> hehe
<Speedo> a striking resemblence I may add.
<RH> have you been in any movies, Dale?
<Dita> andrew... you have been eating food with too many 
additives...
<Sonicmod> giving is free....we pay the shipping.....
<Melvins> Buzz came up with that idea.  I think he's 
listening to a lot of Floyd lately.
<PAEL> whats the deal, i am still connected?
<mrC> Melvins: Buzz=Sideshow Bob...I knew it!
<andrew24> dita,your right
<Dita> teh best floyd album is definitely wish you weere 
here... dont you agree??
<gooch> melvins when can we expect a new album
<Melvins> Yes, we believe in the afterlife.
<walleye> Floyd from the muppets ofr Floyd from England
<andrew24> sonic, i think robert was on this morning!
<andrew24> and roger was definatly on last night
<Speedo> Melvins...So how do you decide to cover a song. 
You have done such a wide range from Fleetwod Mac to 
Flipper.
<Melvins> Probably not for another year, at least.
<Dita> robert who?? smith???
<Sonicmod> i wasn't here this morning, so i don't know if 
he was..
<andrew24> dita, yes
<mrCurmudgeon> Melvins: Do you still think the Internet is 
'Evil' or have you grown to love it??
<Dita> OOOOHHH!!! now i get it!!!
<Melvins> Not a lot of thought goes into it really.
<Melvins> Someone says,"let's do this."
<Dita> andrew???
<andrew24> what dita?
<andrew24> sonic, whne are you going to put the updates up?
<Sonicmod> if you could perform with a rock'n'roll diva, 
who would it be?
<Dita> who are you under that black rubber mask??
<walleye> Well I think the internet lacks strong leadership
<Dita> DEBBIE GIBSON!!!!
<PAEL> melvins...do you guys ever go online?
<gooch> Are you Freinds with courtney love
<Melvins> That's right. That's why we don't have email.
<Speedo> Melvins...really, you just sit there and somebody 
says "Hey lets do Way Of The World today."
<OtheGuilt> Gawd that disGUSting name!!!
<andrew24> melvins, who are your influences?
<Melvins> Courney and I don't call each other on the phone.
<andrew24> music or otherwise
<Melvins> We're acquaintances.
<OtheGuilt> thank god!!!
<Dita> courtney seems a bit frosty.
<OtheGuilt> stay away from her she is EVEIL!!
<Melvins> Lester the Dummy
<gooch> Did you and Kurt
<lance-lot-link> i think she may have thawed a little 
lately
<OtheGuilt> :) thats All I have to say one that 
<Melvins> Crusty the Clown
<Melvins> Stimpy
<Melvins> Charles Manson
<Dita> do you think scooby and shaggy were on drugs???
<RH> what do you think of Dave Grohls ban, Foo Fighters?
<RH> what do you think of Dave Grohls band, Foo Fighters?
<Melvins> Redd Foxx
<Speedo> Melvins...Is there a reason for always playing in 
Speedo's ar do you just get to hot otherwhy's.
<andrew24> hmmm
<Speedo> I should learn to type.
<Melvins> The Foo Fighters are OK, I guess.
<andrew24> quite a group there
<PAEL> did i win the vinyll?
<Dita> speedos keep teh blood flow to teh head really fast.
<mrC> WHat's with Buzz and all the Animal print shirts on 
the last tour??
<walleye> Melvins do you enjoy Hawai 50?
<gooch> Are you gonna tour soon will you go to DC
<Dita> isnt that why you wear them??
<Melvins> So I don't have to do laundry.
<Dita> goood idea...
<Dita>  but nyc is a bit too chilly for swimmers..
<OtheGuilt> do you still play songs off Incesticide as you 
come on stage. I thought that was awesome. The last time 
I saw you guys was at the Stone Pony in NJ
<RH> Dale, do you think Kurt was murdered ?
<Melvins> I haven't watched that show in years
<Melvins> no.
<PAEL> melvins...can i have a locke of your hair?
<andrew24> ohh thanks for reminding me, got to throw mine 
in
<Melvins> but we covered the song.
<Dita> give up on the kurt thing alreadty!!!!
<OtheGuilt> hmm
<RH> hehe
<Sonicmod> if your a winner u will get a personal e from 
the sonicnet chat diva herself informing u of the what 
and where's
<Speedo> Melvins...so do you like playing in St. Louis? You 
have played Mississippi Night the last two times.
<Melvins> How much would you pay for a lock of my hair?
<Dita> i want an x rated e mail from chat diva.
<gooch> Do you hate us talking about kurt
<walleye> WHat do you think about bands like Carp and 
Engine Kid sounding just like you
<Dita> about a buck 20.
<OtheGuilt> cmon ppl!
<Speedo> Melvins...Noting.
<PAEL> melvins...i would pay anything
<Melvins> St. Louis is good.
<Melvins> Do you know why?
<mrC> Dale: What was with the Detroit show..only two sets?? 
 Why not three?
<Melvins> Ity is the home of Redd Foxx.
<andrew24> i dont think i would pay
<gooch> will you tour at DC
<Dita> up your bum chat diva....
<mrC> gooch: Yeah, he probably does..
<Melvins> Detroit wanted to kick us out of there
<Melvins> so they could play disco.
<PAEL> melvins...are you going to send me a locke then?
<Speedo> Melvins...so when you tour again will you come to 
St. Louis?
<mrC> Damn them....I heard that may have been the 
case..three floors of fun..shitty
<Melvins> We already played DC.
<Dita> melvins.... so are slush puppies the best hangover 
cure???
<andrew24> how about nelly foxx? like him?
<andrew24> hehe
<Melvins> We might be there soon,
<Melvins> did you miss the show?
<gooch> yes
<OtheGuilt> Will you be coming to the Philly area anytime 
soon melvins? If so try and play the Trocedero club 
again. I saw you there with L7.
<PAEL> melvins...do you plan on doing any marilyn manson 
covers.?
<Melvins> The best cure is to have another one in the 
morning.
<andrew24> otheguilt, you in philly?
<Speedo> Melvins...No, I just like to see you as much as 
possible. I went to Louisville aswell.
<Dita> melvins!!! when are you coming to nyc??? so we can 
take you out for drinkies???
<OtheGuilt> yeah Andrew near Philly
<andrew24> where near philly?
<OtheGuilt> chester county
<andrew24> im from bucks county, but im at school in 
florida now
<gooch>                              Dale is an awsome 
drummer
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<Speedo> Melvins...That was in a place which was having a 
Boob Job contest the followind week. Wierd.
<Melvins> IN Louisville they had female oil wrestling.
<Dita> will the melvins be doing any polka remixes in the 
near future??
<zardoz> so dale- If you could be a salad- which kind would 
you be?
<mrC> Melvins: Don't you own just about every precussion 
add-on you can for the set you use?
<PAEL> melvins...plan on doing any marilyn manson covers?
<Speedo> Melvins...The Toy Tiger was insain.
<OtheGuilt> Hey your fan club never answered me! I just 
remembered that, I wrote to them like 2 years ago
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<Melvins> Our next trip is Europe.
<Dita> wrap up.....its going to be chilly!!
<walleye> who are you going to Europe with?
<Speedo> Melvins...any opening bands over in Europe?
<zardoz> If you had to tour with Marilyn manson or Counting 
Crowes who would you pick?
<Dita> dr spock!!!
<PAEL> marilyn manson is AWESOME
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<Melvins> The Toy Tiger was a great show!
<gooch>                      Next time you come to dc I'll 
be there
<Dita> marilyn manson is a big girls blouse.
<walleye> Thats a stupid question ther answer is niether
<zardoz> or a small girls underpants
<lance-lot-link> have u ever been run out  of a small 
european town?
<Melvins> marilyn!
<PAEL> melvins...say hi to my friend Dave Yakubik
<Dita> or a babys sock.
<Melvins> definetely!
<zardoz> or a jock starp
<RH> The Danish Nirvana Homepage
<RH> http://www.intercity.dk/~ic0019/nirvana.htm
<RH> Best Nirvana site on the net!!
<zardoz> strap
<Speedo> Melvins...I thought so. Better than the one in St. 
Louis. More sets. I liked that first song. What 
instrument did you use during it (besided the drumb).
<Sonicmod> jewels ine house....welcome
<PAEL> melvins...could you just say his name, he
<Dita> a really smelly one!!!
<OtheGuilt> Have you been to A Mmanson show Dale?
<PAEL> he'd go crazy
<zardoz> that a 2000 pound football player used!
<walleye> WHat is with the Manson shit
<Melvins> We're going to cover their version of "Sweet 
Dreams."
<Dita> woul;d you ever perform in vynil or a dress??
<Speedo> god I hate Marilyn Manson.
<mrCurmudgeon> cover of a cover..hmmm
<Melvins> No way.
<Dita> walleye...youre just jealous,..
<OtheGuilt> jeez
<gooch>        do you think you are more popular in The us 
or europe
<PAEL> melvins...are you really gonna cover sweet dreams?
<Melvins> Underwear is as far as I go.
<Melvins> It's been done!
<Dita> are you bigger than jesus yet??
<PAEL> melvins...please, just type in his name.
<mrCurmudgeon> Pael: Don't be so gullable..
<Sonicmod> perhaps some plastic underware then?
<zardoz> or just an anti christ superstar?
<PAEL> melvins...thats Dave Yakubik
<Melvins> Have you ever heard of Alice Cooper before?
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<Dita> hahahaha!
<walleye> Yes I wish I was a much bigger freak so I to 
could suck Trent Reznor's dick
<OtheGuilt> yeah but it would look just a LIL bit different 
on Buzzo!
<PAEL> melvins...please!!!
<zardoz> uggggggg!
<mrCurmudgeon> Melvins: I from Detroit...I when to Alice's 
old high school..
<Dita> were you ever inrto fisher price toys??
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<zardoz> or lincoln logs?
<Speedo> Melvins...yea, I have never heard his version of 
The Ballad Of Dwight Fry though. Is it a lot different?
<Dita> or just danfgerous metal ones??
<Melvins> Alice is from Phoenix
<Melvins> Camel Back High School
<Speedo> Melvins...The original version that is.
<PAEL> melvins...who's dog was that at the beginning of 
"sweet willy rollbar?"
<zardoz> phe\oenix- isnt that wg\here Mel's diner is?
<Dita> Alice is playoing jack the pumpkin king at teh mo.
<Dita> my auntie meg lives in poenix.
<Melvins> I used to have the Fisher Price Airport.
<Speedo> PAEL...dude, I think that is a guitar.
<zardoz> penix?
<Dita> yeah, and the camper.
<gooch>                                                     
      do you think that you are more popular in the us 
or the uk
<zardoz> I had a barbie townhouse
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<Melvins> I have the Pixelvision camera.
<Speedo> I have the barn that moos when you open the door.
<PAEL> melvins...i promise i'll stop pestering you if you 
type in "Dave Yakubik"
<Dita> and thayb dont come cheap.
<zardoz> DALE WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A 3D 35MM CAMERA?
<Dita> i have a quick take cam.
<Melvins> Definitely the US.
<gooch> cool
<Dita> it's like a star trek camera... but it doesnt beam 
yyou up.
<PAEL> speedo...at the beginning of sweet willy rollbar?
<Melvins> Other line.  Hold on.
<mrC> Rock 'em sock 'em robots..Now that was a cool toy!
<zardoz> HAHAHHAHAH YOU AREB ALL ON HOLD
<Speedo> PAEL...yea.
<RH> hehe
<OtheGuilt> so are you! :P
<walleye> Who had the big Star Trek dolls and Enterprise
<mrC> Dave Yakubik..now there..
<Dita> earth to melvins come in melvins..
<zardoz> I had a special barbie
<PAEL> speedo...it sounds like a dog perfectly
<Melvins> If we start typing in people's names, then 
everyone will want it.
<Dita> i had a very interseting dressing up box.
<Melvins> No favorites.
<walleye> Barbie was always special
<PAEL> mrC...no. dale has to do it
<PAEL> melvins...please...
<gooch>                                     you are my 2nd 
favorite band
<zardoz> so was her special friend Ken
<OtheGuilt> Melvins what's your Fave TV shows?
<Dita> barbie was i stuck up bitch.
<mrC> Melvins: what do you think of Joe Preston's new work 
with 'Thrones'?
<Speedo> PAEL...really, I have a friend that can almost 
make that identical sound on his guitar.
<Melvins> Who's your 1st?
<Dita> she was a tease adsn never put out.
<PAEL> melvins...i PROMISE i'll stop bothering you
<zardoz> I also had a Darcy doll- but my brother chopped 
her head off!
<PAEL> speed...cool
<Sonicmod> now now, barbie is just misunderstood
<Speedo> Oh now. Joe
<gooch>                                             Nirvana
<Melvins> I have not heard it yet (preston)
<zardoz> barbie isnt as easy as you think she is!
<mrC> Pael: he already said no..you gotta' lay off..or 
he'll sign-off..
<RH> Hey Dale - what is your favorite Nirvana song?
<PAEL> mrC...ok
<Dita> MELVS....... have tyou been for a good curry 
recently???
<zardoz> Hey dale- whats your favorite Patsy Cline song?
<Melvins> I have it, but I cannot find it.
<zardoz> curry= gas
<walleye> I bet the Melvins love lots of Nirvana questions
<PAEL> melvins...what's your favorite song to perform
<zardoz> gas=bathroom
<lance-lot-link> a good curry always upsets the melvin's 
ulcer
<Dita> zardoz, youre a wimp.
<OtheGuilt> why wouldnt they
<zardoz> dita=moron
<Melvins> I'm waiting until we go to England for the curry.
<zardoz> dita=rock chick
<Dita> go to birmingham...
<Dita> theyre teh best.
<gooch>                                My Favort Band is 
Nirvana you are #2
<OtheGuilt> Whats your fave TV shows Melvins?
<mrC> I on a quest to stop the Netsearches from coming up 
with Nirvana every time you type in 'Melvins'!!!
<Speedo> Melvins...when you play live do you make a 
concience effort to play songs off all the albums?
<zardoz> I met a tatooed boy from Birmingham who really 
opened my eyes!
<Melvins> We just played 70 shows, so I hate them all!
<PAEL> melvins...ok
<zardoz> do you watch Baywtch?
<Melvins> My favorite new show is Cops.
<Speedo> Melvins...what about the songs you didn't play 
like with teeth?
<Dita> do you thnink that the coyote should get the road 
runner...even just once???
<PAEL> melvins...which song is hardest to perform?
<zardoz> do you find Pamela Lee attractive? and what do you 
think of augmented breasts?
<mrC> Melvins: Are you going to have Mark show you the 
sites?
<zardoz> RR is much smarter than Coyote!
<lance-lot-link> personally i prefer reduced breasts
<Dita> i dont like belly button fluff.
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<Speedo> Melvins...what is up with Mark living in Europe?
<mrC> Melvins: Get the 'cops' Videos Blockbuster or 
whatever..'Too hot for T.V.' it rules!
<Melvins> I don't know about Pamela Lee.
<PAEL> shoot! i didn't win the vinyll
<zardoz> I saw a great special on the learning channel 
about breats reduction
<Speedo> That just doesn't seem right.
<PAEL> melvins...wise answer
<zardoz> they showed the surgery and all]
<RH> u ever surf on the net, Melvins?
<Melvins> I think Natural is the best.
<walleye> Well what about augmented breasts
<Dita> that bereast thing was amazing!!!
<PAEL> melvins...me too
<zardoz> wasnt that the coolest dita?
<Dita> yay! real are best!!!
<zardoz> i want my own copy!
<Dita> you want to do it!! zardoz!!
<mrC> Melvins: Get the 'cops' Videos from Blockbuster or 
whatever..'Cops:Too hot for T.V.' is great!
<zardoz> imagine that spiced into a MM video
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<gooch>                                                     
  what is you favort song
<PAEL> melvins...which song is hardest to perform?
<Dita> wow.... adn lots of bugs too...
<Sonicmod> uira...welcome to the melvins
<zardoz> I can learn at home.  I think I know some men who 
need reduction!
<mrC> Dale:How can I see the new Melvins videos? Since MTV 
blows!
<Speedo> Melvins...how many sticks do you break a night on 
average?
<Dita> sonicmod, youre so polite.
<Melvins> I doubt that Mark is going to show us the sites.
<zardoz> when he isnt stuffing his face with pork
<RH> MTV sucks
<Melvins> Al  we want to see is Stonehenge, anyway.
<uira> Melvins, do you intend to play in Brazil soon?
<zardoz> I saw stonehenge on European vacation
<PAEL> melvins...do you think you'll come back here often?
<Melvins> 3 or 4 sticks.
<OtheGuilt> The only time I saw MTV play a Melvins video 
was during Beavis and Butthead! but what else do you 
expect.
<Dita> MELV, DARLING... do you consider youuselves rock 
sluts? or boys just out to have a bit of a alugh???
<Melvins> I would like to play in Brazil.
<gooch>                                                     
 What is your favorite song to play
<lance-lot-link> what do u think of u'r label? how have 
they treated u and how do you feel about their recent 
weilding of the axe?
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<PAEL> melvins...do you plan on making more videos
<Speedo> Melvins...That is a lot of sticks.
<celt^> hi all
<zardoz> MELVINS-= DALE- DO GROUPIES CONSTANTLY COME UP TO 
YOU ASKING FOR SEXUAL FAVORS?
<celt^> from Nova Scotia Canada
<Melvins> MTV doesn't play videos anymore.
<mrC> I have a tape of Buzz and Dale hosting Headbangers 
Ball...Did Ricki Rackman(?) annoy you or what?
<PAEL> melvins...you got that right
<Dita> yeah, and do they have augemented breasts??
<Melvins> The recent wielding of the axe?
<RH> MTV only plays #%"#&/ pop 
<RH> heh
<OtheGuilt> Thats true Dale
<zardoz> ALL THOSE MTV GUYS ARE MORONS ESP THAT DUDE WHO 
DOES 120 MINUTES!
<Speedo> Melvins...were you sick after the Louisville show?
<PAEL> MTV SUCKS!
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<Melvins> That must be someone from the label.  Get back to 
work!
<Speedo> Melvins...do one of you like the Misfits? 
<zardoz> YUCK GLEN DANZIG
<Speedo> Melvins...just wondering because of the Fiend Club 
shirt.
<OtheGuilt> Who is worse Ricki Rackman or Matt Pin-head :P
<PAEL> melvins...do you have a lot of freedom on your 
label?
<Dita> how many people here are from teh industry???
<Melvins> How did you know we were sick after the 
Louisville show?
<walleye> THe Misfits made great records
<Speedo> hey the Misfits are good.
<gooch>                                             What 
label are you on
<mrC> Melvins:Did Ricki Rackman annoy you when you hosted 
HeadBangers Ball a while back? 
<zardoz> WELL RR GOT TATOOES AFTER 1 SHOW- MP WILL ALWAYS 
LOOK LIKE A LIGHT BULB
<Melvins> No, never got into the Misfits.
<mrC> Speedo: You must've poisoned them!!!!
<OtheGuilt> atlantic
<PAEL> mrC...i think matt pinfeild is more annoying
<mrC> Pael: Not that anyone else on MTV isn't! :)
<PAEL> melvins...which song is the hardest to play?
<gooch>          What is your favorite song to play
<PAEL> mrC...i hear that
<walleye> Were you into Black Flag or Negative approach?
<Dita> i think french roomates are annoying...
<lance-lot-link> but kennedy...she's a diva, i lover 
her....would u bare her children?
<zardoz> do you guysstill do dope on the regular?
<Melvins> Buck Owens
<PAEL> melvins...did you buy marilyn manson's new cd?
<Dita> how many abba ablums do you have??
<Speedo> Melvins...well, my friend was going to the 
Nashville show in two ot three days and didn't know how 
to get there. He found this girl that seemed to know how 
and it turned out that she said she knew you. She was 
from Nashville.
<uira> Have you heard about the Hollywood Rock  in Brazil? 
Pearl Jam refused to play in such festival because it is 
patronaged by a tobacco firm. Would you refuse as well 
if you were invited?
<PAEL> melvins...phil devoir is cool
<Dita>  and do you kn ow all teh words to dancing queen??
<Melvins> We don't do dope.
<RH> you got some rare Nirvana stuff, Dale?
<RH> hehe
<zardoz> i bet he hasnt got a one1 he seems like a Thelma 
Houston fan!
<Speedo> Melvins...She said that you were sick.
<Melvins> Why do you think they call it dope?
<gooch> good
<PAEL> melvins...do you won't say peoples names huh?
<OtheGuilt> Pearl Jam refuses to do things for publicity I 
feel. They do it for the wrong reasons
<Dita> pael: give it a reast.
<PAEL> melvins...would you do it if they legalized it?
<mrC> Pael: NO!
<PAEL> dita...give what a rest?
<PAEL> the marilyn manson thing?
<Dita> yeah. that.
<PAEL> ok
<zardoz> WOULD YOU EVER PUT A CAT IN THE FREEZER ON A DARE?
<OtheGuilt> hmmm hitting the screen yet?
<Speedo> Melvins...so have you recorded the 12th 7'' yet?
<Melvins> I know that girl.
<Melvins> In nashville.
<gooch>                                                 
Manson sucks
<Dita> i woulsd if it was a big fat gray one...
<zardoz> ***loves ***Manson
<lance-lot-link> i put nair in a roomate's shampoo once!!!
<gooch> they suck
<Speedo> Melvins...She said she knew you guys really well. 
She said she might be able toi get us on the Guest List 
but we wern't.
<Melvins> She's a friend of ours, believe it or not
<PAEL> melvins...who is your favorite band. (besides 
yerself of course)
<lance-lot-link> they're bald fer weeks
<Melvins> Is this about the sickness?
<walleye> How did you feel about the Prick record and can I 
have my money back?
<PAEL> zardoz...me too
<Speedo> Melvins...I liked the show in Louisville better 
than the one in Nashville.
<Melvins> I guess she lied.
<Dita> prick was a bit of a mistake of mr reznors part.
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<lance-lot-link> Did u know the singer of FANG? 
<mrC> Melvins: Have you guys come up with any new songs you 
might put on a future album?
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<Melvins> Well, no, of course not.
<gooch> will you be my freind
<PAEL> melvins...e-mail me when this is over. jpetrasko@qtm.
net <----please
<Melvins> We like it just fine.
<Alo> Hello, everybody
<Dita> hey zardoz... AH DONT KNOW IF AH CAN......
<uira> Any gig scheduled for South America this year?
<Sonicmod> hello Alo
<Melvins> Why would you want your money back?
<Alo> I am from Argentina
<RH> The Danish Nirvana Homepage
<RH> http://www.intercity.dk/~ic0019/nirvana.htm
<RH> Best Nirvana site on the net!!
<Melvins> Don't you have as sense of humor?
<Alo> I don't want my money back
<zardoz> if you can what dita?
<Speedo> Melvins...I guess so. Didn't matter though. The 
set list was in a different order in Nashville. Was 
there a reason for it?
<Melvins> The guy from NIN liked it!
<zardoz> DITAAAAAA
<Sonicmod> RH, i think everyone has copied the website 
already, thank u
<Dita> I WAS SINGING TO YOU!!!
<Alo> What's Nirvana's site on the web?
<RH> hehe, okay then, Sonicmod
<Dita>   STABBIBG TRENTWARD
<PAEL> melvins...do you have a favorite band besides your 
self?
<OtheGuilt> There are litterally a Million Alo
<mrC> Alo: Do your own search...
<zardoz> I dont know if i v\can live with out yopu
<Melvins> I don't think it was different.
<walleye> Well it wasn't much of a record. I mean I think 
everything else is great but Prick, What was up with 
Prick
<OtheGuilt> do a net search Alo
<Alo> OK
<zardoz> STABBING WENTWASNTWORTH
<Dita> WHAT ARE YOU DRESSING UP AS THIS YEAR  FOR 
HALLOWEEN??
<Melvins> No, I only like myself,
<gooch>                                  Did you like 
playing in Dc
<Melvins> I don't like any other bands.
<Alo> I'm gonna dress as a witch
<lance-lot-link> how about steel pole bathtub?
<Speedo> Melvins...I think Sweet Willy Rollbar was in a 
different place. Don't really remember that good.
<Dita> do you like touching yourself????
<OtheGuilt> Prick is wild! its way different than I 
expected
<PAEL> melvins...will ya mail me? jpetrasko@qtm.net. write 
it down and when your bored, you know
<zardoz> I am going to be courtney love for the 3rd year in 
a row
<Melvins> As a matter of fact, after I p[lay 70 shows, the 
1st thing I'm going to play - Melvins!
<OtheGuilt> Thats sad zardoz
<PAEL> melvins...ok then
<zardoz> i know
<Dita> im going to be a banana
<Alo> What's your E-Mail?
<RH> what's your favorite movie, Dale ?
<PAEL> melvins...i can understand that
<zardoz> but she is easy to play- god she does it everyday
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<lance-lot-link> If u had to tour for a year straight, who 
would u choose to bring along? who could u listen to 
every nite for a year?
<PAEL> i AM a banana
<Dita> we know pael.
<walleye> I'm going to be a huffer for Halloween
<mrC> Melvins: What's your method for surviving so many 
road trips?
<gooch>                                       I LOVE YOU 
GUYES
<zardoz> i bet you look like a huffer
<OtheGuilt> do you bring fish/garbage scent to go along 
with your costume Zardoz?
<gooch> YOU RULE
<OtheGuilt> :)
<walleye> Uhh Duuh
<Melvins> zz Top
<Speedo> Melvins...so will Altamont become a reality any 
time soon?
<Dita> walleye!!! you pormised me you would go as grover 
from teh muppets.\
<gooch> YOU ARE AWSOME
<winkle> Is this the chat with the cure?
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<zardoz> of corse- and all of my scars from shooting up and 
differant venereal diseases
<Melvins> We manage to come home sane.
<lance-lot-link> the melvins are the cure!!!!
<zardoz> WHY CANT I BE YOU?
<Dita> duh...another lost cure victim.
<Melvins> Haven't killed anybody yet!
<walleye> Winkle's a new waver. Get him
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<Melvins> Keep waiting for a killing spree.
<OtheGuilt> well thats a required part of the costume 
Zardoz :)
<zardoz> hehhheh
<Alo> I'm Sorry I can't send you your mail, I have to hang 
up
<Dita> you havent?? thats it. im not buynig any more 
melvins records.
<zardoz> heheheheheh
<gooch> haha
<RH> is this the first time u chat on the net, Melvins ?
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<Sonicmod> smuddy, join in the fun, ask an embarrassing 
question...
<zardoz> I have to go- dale hates me 
<PAEL> melvins...do people walk up to you on the street and 
ask for autographs and stuff, or do you wear a disguise?
<zardoz> I am going to play on aol like a good girl
<Sonicmod> u to professor
<zardoz> aol RULES!
<Melvins> Sometimes it happens.
<gooch> YOU RULE
<zardoz> bye Dale!
<professor> me too? ok... uh.. what kind of deoderant do 
you endorse?
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<Melvins> Everbody recognizes Buzz.
<lance-lot-link> find me a job on aol
<Melvins> My disguise is clothing.
<OtheGuilt> How can you not?
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<smuddy> Hi Melvins, most likely an old question, but are 
you touring right now?
<PAEL> melvins...yeah, with that hair...
<Sonicmod> Johnny, oh johnny
<RH> hey Dale , any chance u could send me a autographed 
pic?????
<gooch>                                     y ou are  an 
awsome drumer
<Dita> i thougth it was a requisite that if youre in a band 
you dont use doederant??
<PAEL> melvins...good disguise
<Speedo> Melvins...do people really recognize you? I can 
see recfognizing Buzz and Mark (with the Hat) but you 
kind of blend in.
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<Melvins> Not for another week or so.
<smuddy> thanks
<walleye> Speedo don't give him a complex
<Melvins> Hi Brazil!
<Dita> when are we likely to see you in the big apfel
<PAEL> melvins...please, this is the last time i'll ask. 
mail me. jpetrasko@qtm.net
<Speedo> Melvins...so about that 12th 7''. Is it recorded 
yet?
<gooch> CAN YOU SEND ME AN AUTOGRAPHED PIC
<PAEL> sorry everyone for that
<lance-lot-link> Can u digg it?
<smuddy> I saw you open up for NIN, you were great.
<walleye> give it up Pael
<Dita> pael!!! that is enough
<lance-lot-link> my mom smells like cat pooh!!!
<OtheGuilt> What do you think about Jennifer leaving L&
<PAEL> melvins...at least write it down and give it to yer 
friends
<professor> melvins - what do you think of the shit that is 
out today?
<Melvins> You can't miss the hair, you can't miss the hat, 
but I'm just the other guy.
<OtheGuilt> L7 that is
<PAEL> sorry about that, that is the last time i'll do it
<Melvins> Yes, we have recorded it.
<PAEL> i promise
<RH> ic0019@intercity.dk <--- Mail me, Dale !!!!
<Melvins> The shit?
<PAEL> sorry everyone
<walleye> I think L7 should put a big ole fork in it . 
<Melvins> What are you talking about?
<professor> melvins - well, what do you think is good as in 
music?
<Sonicmod> apaology accepted
<Melvins> Be specific.
<Speedo> Melvins...I have yet to see a show that you talk 
at all. Next time you come to St. Louis Buzz and Mark 
need to talk some. 
<gooch>                                            CAN YOU 
SEND ME AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE
<OtheGuilt> oh man
<professor> melvins - sorry for being tooo general :0
<Speedo> Melvins...So what is on the 12th 7''?
<Melvins> The last record I bought was....
<Melvins> brand new...
<Dita> can you send me a snowball and a naked picture of 
elvis???
<RH> hehe
<Melvins> ZZTop!
<professor> really? zztop still is kicking ass..
<Speedo> ZZ Top huh.
<PAEL> go you slow thing
<Dita> zztop...too much hair for my liking...MOTORHEAD!!!!
<Dita> SUPERSUCKERS!!!
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<Dita> EXTRA FANCY!!!!
<Melvins> We've been listening to a lot of country and 
blues lately.
<OtheGuilt> Diamond Rio?
<lance-lot-link> the super suckers suck a ten gallon hat
<Speedo> Melvins...So did you like tourig with godheadSilo?
<walleye> New Bomb Turks are up at Tramps tonight. For 
those of us in NY
<Dita> UP YOURS LANCEY PANTS!!!!
<Melvins> Sure! (to uira) Bring it on!
<mrC> Melvins: Are you upset that Westley Willis hasn't 
made a song about you guys yet??
<gooch>                                         can you 
send me autographted pic
<RH> u gonna tour with ZZ top ???
<RH> hehe
<Melvins> Talk to out manager.
<gooch> how
<PAEL> melvins...will you play at my house?
<lance-lot-link> wouldn't u  like that dita :)
<walleye> Probably bout as likely as getting that Email 
Pael
* smuddy wonders if it was NIN you opened up for, or was it 
FNM?
<Dita> lance you bastard.....
<Melvins> Matbe we'll tour with ZZtop!
<mrC> .
<mrC> Melvins: Are you upset that Westley Willis hasn't 
made a song about you guys yet??
<mrC> .
<gooch>          how can I get an auto graphed picture
<Dita> naaaah, why dont you tour with kenny g???
<lance-lot-link> leave my mother's marital status out of it 
baby...
<Melvins> PAEL - anything is possible for the right amount 
of $$$$!
<Dita> he could do wiht learnig a bit of diversity
<RH> hey Dale - you got Krist Novoselic's address????
<Dita>  adn getting a perxsonality.
<OtheGuilt> sign one gooch!
<Melvins> other line - hold on.
<gooch> shut up
<OtheGuilt> hehehehehe
<gooch> joke
<lance-lot-link> dita gets the gas face!!!!
<OtheGuilt> I have it and im not tellin! nah nah nah nah ;P
<Dita> lance....... have you abused any spacehog members 
recently???
<PAEL> melvins...seriously! how much would it cost?
<Melvins> Maybe come up to us at one of our gigs and ask us 
for one.
<mrC> When I'm rich, I'll have the Melvins play at a pool 
party......
<professor> melvins - what do you think of electronic 
music? reject it? might fool around with it?
<Dita> all your pocket moneyt pole.
<lance-lot-link> only in the privacy of my own room!!!
<Melvins> David Leskowitz
<Speedo> Melvins...So how big is your biggest cymbol. 26'', 
24'', etc.
<Dita> now isnt that a bit of a personal question??
<lance-lot-link> you asked
<Melvins> 3470 19th street San Fransisco, ca  94110
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<Dita> i merant the cymabnals.
<Melvins> 31"
<Dita> eh..cymbals..
<Dita> wow, thats big.
<Sonicmod> San Fran? do u hang w/ the steel pole guys?
<RH> what address was that ??
<Melvins> You know what they say - it's not the size that 
counts.
<Dita> hahahahah!!!
<professor> its the motion of the ocean
<Speedo> melvins...really. That is kind of big. How did you 
get one that big?
<gooch>                    What is the adress for
<Dita> its what it sounds like??
<PAEL> melvins...do you think that you'll come back here 
all the time now?
<Melvins> No, I see them every once in a while, though.
<mrCurmudgeon> Well...You definately use 'em!
<Dita> ebb and flow...
<gooch>                                  what is the adress 
for
<PAEL> melvins...whats that address for?
<Sonicmod> i think that about all for nowe guys....don't 
forget to e marti@sonicnet.com for u'r free vinyl....
<Dita> lance, are you up for drinkies later???
<mrCurmudgeon> Melvins: Can you do the Macarena?  
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<Sonicmod> thanks again for logging on
<Melvins> See ya'all down the road, Jack!
<Sonicmod> peace
<Sonicmod> piece
<Sonicmod> peece
<Speedo> Melvins...so during the Stoner Witch recording 
sesions did you really run the amps throught carpet and 
other stuff such as that.
<OtheGuilt> Bye Dale!
<Sonicmod> peese
<Melvins> ok, currrrmudgeon
<Dita> bye melvins!!! remember my naked elvis piccy!!!
<professor> later melvino's
<Sonicmod> peas
<mrCurmudgeon> Later days..Dale.
<gooch>                               What was the adress 
for
<Speedo> oh well I guees it is over.
<RH> bye Melvins - e-mail me !!
<RH> hehe
<Dita> ciao bella!!!
<Melvins> i'm still learning how to do the lambada.
<gooch> what was the adress for 
<Dita> its just like riding a bike.
<mrCurmudgeon> Melvins: hehe...
<mrCurmudgeon> Gooch: forget it..
<PAEL> melvins...mail me. jpetrasko@qtm.net
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<walleye> Good night 
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<Ariadnne> hey all...
<professor> god and baby jesus
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<gooch>                                           what was 
the adress for
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<mrCurmudgeon> Pael: you freak..you said you wouldn't do it 
again...
<Dita> goodnight john boy...
<Ariadnne> this is slow... ??
<Melvins> Good night!
<mrCurmudgeon> Gooch: It Kurt cobain's secret hideout (He's 
still alive)!!
<PAEL> melvins...what was that address for?
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